| Way Too Wonderland | ||
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| Released | 14th August 2015 | |
| Chapter | Way Too Wonderland | |
| Episode | 3 | |
| Running Time | Approximately 96 mins | |
| Previous | Previously On Ever After High... Way Too Wonderland | |
| Next | Way Too Wonderland:A Time Of Wonder | |
The Way Too Wonderland Special/s is the main episode/s for the Way Too Wonderland selection. It features outfits from the Way Too Wonderland (Doll Line). It is the first Special to be released in four, 25minute parts and the second special to have a vote.
The full length episodes are not be available for public viewing online, they are only be available on Netflix. But parts of the special have been released as small clips.
Parts[]
1. Card Tricks. Raven Queen reverses the Evil Queen's curse so she and her friends can enter Wonderland again. But Wonderland turns out to be not so wonderful after all.
2. Jester's Wild. Trapped inside Wonderland High, Lizzie and her friends must pass all their weird and wacky classes in order to get out and save the Queen of Hearts.
3. Shuffle The Deck. Lizzie, Raven, Maddie, Briar and Apple are on trial at Wonderland High. Will the crazy court give them detention or let them graduate?
4. A Royal Flush. Lizzie and her friends attend the Queen of Hearts birthday bash, where Courtly Jester is out to steal Lizzie's place as the future Queen.
Clips[]
- Way Too Wonderland:A Time Of Wonder.
- Way Too Wonderland:Raven's Magic.
- Way Too Wonderland:Down The Rabbit Hole.
- Way Too Wonderland:The Wonderlicous Dance Off.
- Way Too Wonderland:Fishlosophy 101.
- Way Too Wonderland:Spellbinding Maddie.
- Way Too Wonderland:Meet Courtly Jester.
Summary[]
We’re back at Ever After High with the latest news. Find out what happened to the real Storybook of Legends. Brooke’s parents, the two narrators, are sick with Wonderland madness! Brooke fills in to make this story ‘just right.’
Transcript[]
Female Narrator: Why look, it's breakfast at Ever After High, that important time when students fuel up to face the day. As usual, Blondie Lockes is enjoying a bowl of porridge that's just right.
Male Narrator: Humphrey Dumpty's eating an omelette. Wait, is that weird?
Female Narrator: *laughs* Don't worry - vegan-soy pseudo omelette. Hardly weird.
Brooke Page: W-w-w-weird? You know what's weird? Weird is starting the story here! What about Wonderland? Ah, and the bandersnatches, and the mome raths and the-
Male Narrator: Brooke! You know better than that! No spoilers!
Female Narrator: To be a narrator, you need to understand: we always begin at the beginning.
Brooke Page: But...alright. It's breakfast time. Nom-nom-nom. Hey look!, it's Apple White!
Apple White: *clears throat* Hexcuse me!
Students:*chattering*
Apple White: *inhales and whistles*
Tiny: My ears!
Students: *gasps* *Ahhhs*
Apple White: *whistles*
Daring Charming: *surprised* My hair!
Apple White: Hexcuse me! As editor of The Griffon, our beloved school paper, I am pleased to announce I'm doing a special feature. And the theme is, a time of wonder! It will feature stories about Wonderland and all the students from Wonderland who are here now.
Faybelle Thorn: I think Apple's idea is awesome!
Apple White: Thanks, Faybelle. Wait, you-you do?
Faybelle Thorn: Sure. Cus it'll give you a chance to rehash how these Blunderland brats got stuck here in the first place - thanks to Raven's mom: the Evil Queen!
Evil Queen: *evil laughter from a MirrorPad*
Students: *gasps* *bleats from goats*
Daring Charming: Ahhhh! Again!
Cedar Wood: I cannot tell a lie, that lady scares the shavings off of me!
Three Billy Goats Gruff: *scared bleats*
Raven Queen: Hey, that's not fair! It's not my mom's fault that Wonderland is sealed off from Ever After! I mean, okay, maybe she poisoned Wonderland's magic...and sure, because of her Wonderland is even topsy-turvier than ever...and yeah, thanks to her the Queen of Hearts is a total wacko-screwball-
Students: *gasps*
Raven Queen: Ooops!
Lizzie Hearts: *sighs*
Faybelle Thorn: Hello? Hah, Raven just like, totally insulted your mom.
Raven Queen: Sorry Lizzie. I was just trying to point out if you're gonna look for someone to blame, blame Headmaster Grimm! He's always like, "You must follow your own stories", and "Let's trap the Evil Queen in a mirror forever"! Hah, am I right? He's standing right behind me, isn't he?
Milton Grimm: Correct! And you may be seated.
Raven Queen: *nervous laughter*
Milton Grimm: As for the rest of you, understand this. The Wonderland curse is dangerous! No one must be allowed to have contact with that world for any reason. It has been sealed off for your own good!
Apple White: Oh, oh-oh-oh! Headmaster Grimm, actually, as part of my article for The Griffin, I was hoping to ask you about the curse and what exactly it-
Milton Grimm: Enough! The worlds must remain separate and that is all you need to know. Now, off to your classes!
Apple White: Hey, hey everybody! I'm looking for volunteers to help with the story. If you're interested, meet me in the Study Hall after class.
Students: *chattering*
Raven Queen: Hey, Apple, I'm really sorry I messed up your speech.
Apple White: Oh, don't worry about it, I just want to know more about the Wonderland curse! I mean, why does Headmaster Grimm-
Professor Rumpelstiltskin: Quiet in class! Pop quiz on chapter three! If you fail, detention!
Students: *scared gasps*
Professor Rumpelstiltskin: *evil laugh* Now, prepare to mix.
Raven Queen: Uh, I didn't read chapter three!
Apple White: *giggles* Oh, don't worry! It's just an extension of everything we covered in chapter two!
Raven Queen: But that was last week, right?
Professor Rumpelstiltskin: Five parts, 3-0-2-S-0-4. Eight part pixie dust... to begin reaction.
Kitty Cheshire: *squeals*
Professor Rumpelstiltskin: Heat! Cool! Add seven part wolf bane! Separate! Remix! Reverse procedure!
C.A. Cupid: *gasps*
Dexter Charming: *bleats after he turns into a sheep*
Professor Rumpelstiltskin: Add isotope of 5-U-7! No, 4-U-7! Ahahahaha!
Raven Queen: I don't know how you make it look so easy, Apple. I can hardly keep up with him.
Apple White: If you know the formulas and the mohexular valences crossed referenced with the periodic table, well then it's just logic!
Students: *gasping in awe* *clapping*
Professor Rumpelstiltskin: Good job, Apple White! I give you A! Ah, B plus.
Raven Queen: Oh, that's what we're trying to do!
Professor Rumpelstiltskin: Raven Queen. What is result?
Kitty Cheshire: *screams*
Raven Queen: Okay, uh...green stuff, yeah, ooh, and orange stuff, and, ooh, some purple stuff, *giggles*, let me see, what have we got- *gasp* Yes! fuzzy stuff! Haha! And... Oh! *Gasp*
Students: *gasps in awe* Ohhh *clapping* *bleats from Dexter Charming*
Professor Rumpelstiltskin: Ah, correct. Next victim!
Brooke Page: So...Apple's good at logic stuff and Raven's good at artsy-improvisational creative stuff...and we're learning about this why? I mean, come on, what about the Queen of Hearts and, Wonderland!. and-
Male Narrator: Patience, Brooke. All in good time! Now, Apple White is holding a planning meeting during lunch.
Apple White: I, Apple White, hereby call this planning meeting to order. All here please state your name...for the record.
Darling Charming: Um, Darling Charming?
Apple White: Okay, only one person but we'll make it work. Heh-he. Thanks for coming, Darling! Is there some special interest you have in Wonderland?
Darling Charming: Oh, ah, you know...who isn't interested in Wonderland? Especially what secrets it might hold. Not that I like secrets! Or have any! *giggles* Or, um...
Apple White: Well, I'm happy to have your help. Now, since it's just the two of us- *gasps* Oh, Lizzie! Glad you could make it!
Lizzie Hearts: Apple, I'm so sorry, but even talking about Wonderland is difficult for me right now.
Apple White: Oh, well, that's okay Lizzie, we don't have to-
Lizzie Hearts: See, today is my mother's birthday.
Darling Charming: Oh, but that's wonderful.
Lizzie Hearts: Hmm... not really. She sent me an invitation.
Queen of Hearts Voice from Invite: Your presents are requested at the queen's birthday bash. Yes, it has been far too long and I cannot wait to bask in your presents! P.S., don't forget the presents!
Apple White: Your mom sure likes presents. Ha!
Lizzie Hearts: I would so love to be there to help her spellebrate! But, with the entrance sealed, I can never go home.
Apple White: I'm sorry, that must be so difficult.
Faybelle Thorn: *laughs* An invisibility spell. Booyah! Sorry, but I had to pull the brakes on that sob story. We were only one part away from waterworks and I don't think the foundation is flood proof. So....Little Miss I Heart Wonderland wants to go home and see her mommy. Sounds like you need the help of a Dark Fairy. Yup, you need some pretty powerful magic to get to Wonderland and clearly I'm the most powerful one here- *magic sounds* *coughing*
Raven Queen: Finally! I got us to the study hall!
Apple White: You guys came!
Raven Queen: Sorry I'm late Apple. Oh, and sorry I smashed you Faybelle. Ha ha. I'm still getting the hang of this 'magic spell' business.
Faybelle Thorn: Ugh!
Bunny Blanc: Don't worry, you'll get used to it.
Faybelle Thorn: Get. Off. Me.
Bunny Blanc: Oh, sorry.
Alistair Wonderland: Has the meeting started yet?
Madeline Hatter: *giggles* Of course it hasn't. You can't start a meeting until you've had tea. Huh. Oh! But you can't have tea without scones. And you certainly can't eat a scone without jam. Oh! And I would never eat jam without butter. And you can't spread your butter without a-
Brooke Page: Ohh, I can't take it anymore! Freeze!
Madeline Hatter: Oo, HI! Is that the new-ish narrator? *giggles* Howzit goin'?
Female Narrator: Brooke, not one more word.
Brooke Page: I'm sorry, but I can't be quite. Maddie, Lizzie needs to know; Her mother is in danger!
Madeline Hatter: *gasps*
Brooke Page: Someone is gonna try and overthrow her mother and steal her throne, today! If you don't stop this horrible plot...
Madeline Hatter: It could be... *gasps* off with her head!
Lizzie Hearts: If my mother is in danger, well, we-
Alistair Wonderland: Don't worry, Lizzie. We'll figure out a way to help her.
Bunny Blanc: But how? If we can't even get back to Wonderland!
Raven Queen: There's gotta be some way. A weak spot, or-or a secret we don't know about.
Darling Charming: Maybe we should look at what's been written about Wonderland before? I mean, we're surrounded by old research, aren't we?
Raven Queen: Everybody, grab a book. Look for whatever you can find out about Wonderland, or how to get back- Anything!
Faybelle Thorn: Hughhh, typical.
Alistair Wonderland: Hmmm...
Bunny Blanc: Ugghhh... OH!
Apple White: Wh-oa, Whoa! Ueh! Uhhh, uhgc!
Raven Queen: Well, here's an interesting fact. Maddie, is it true that school in Wonderland is held only one day a year?
Madeline Hatter: Yeah! But we have to cram a lot-lo-lo-lo-lo-lotta study into that one day!
Alistair Wonderland: It was a great place to live.
Bunny Blanc: And your mom really is a good queen, Lizzie, I think the curse just kinda stressed her out.
Lizzie Hearts: Thanks, Bunny. It must be so hard for her, all alone, with a whole Queendom to take care of.
Raven Queen: I'm sorry, Lizzie. Despite what I said in the Castleteria, this really is my mom's fault. I almost wish she were around, I could reason with her. She'd be powerful enough to open up the worlds again.
Brooke Page: Whoa, Whoa-Whoa! Hashtag: "Iii didn't do my homework". So, what exactly happened to the Evil Queen?
Male Narrator: Brooke! Okay- The Evil Queen wanted to bring all the realms under her evil rule, so she cast a dark spell on Wonderland.
Evil Queen (in flashback): 'From good to bad, and bad to worse, on Wonderland a cast this curse!' *evil laugh*
Male Narrator: Some Wonderland citizens escaped in the confusion.
Female Narrator: A few, were lucky enough to end up in Ever After...
Faculty (in flashback): *chatter concernedly*
Female Narrator: Upon hearing of the Evil Queen's plan, Giles, Milton Grimm and Baba Yaga took action.
Milton Grimm (in flashback): 'We cast this spell out to protect, while upon your deeds you shall reflect. You've failed this world to overwhelm, and are cast into the Mirror Realm!'
Evil Queen (in flashback): Noooo! Let me out! LET ME OUT!
Male Narrator: She was imprisoned in the Mirror Realm. Doomed to walk the mysterious space between the real world, and our reflections, forevermore.
Brooke Page: So, she's trapped behind a mirror?!
Female Narrator: All mirrors.
Evil Queen (from inside mirror): *evil laugh* Ah, my darling daughter, and all her little friends. Perhaps there's a way to use this crisis, to lead her down my path. You want to go to Wonderland, my dear? *evil chuckle* Here's a helpful "nudge" from your mommy. *magically pushes book onto the floor* *evil laugh*
Raven Queen: Oh! *reads book and gasps* My mother...
Madeline, Briar, Apple and Alistair: *gasps*
Madeline Hatter: But, this book is about Wonderland. Why would it have a picture of the Evil Queen?
Apple White: Good Question. Here, set it down. I'll try my new Hexamination app. Scan photo. She's got a book in her hand. I wonder if we can see what's in it? Move up and to the right...
Raven Queen: Look! In the mirror.
Apple White: (to Mirror-Pad) Zoom in on mirror.
Bunny Blanc: There's writing there!
Alistair Wonderland: Can anyone read it?
Apple White: (to Mirror-Pad) Reverse image. Enhance.
Raven Queen: *gasps* The Wonderland curse!
Madeline Hatter: Ohhggg! If we know the curse, you can reverse it!
Apple White: The curse will be broken, and professor Grimm will remove the seal between our world and Wonderland.
Raven Queen: I don't know, guys. I'm really still just getting the hang of my magical powers!
Apple White: But, you transported to this meeting.
Raven Queen: Yeah, but...
Raven Queen (in flashback): To the study hall!
*all vanish and reappear by Humphrey Dupmty*
Humphrey Dumpty (in flashback): *knocked off wall by Raven and others* Wuaaagh! OOF!
Raven Queen (in flashback): Tuh the study hall!
*all vanish*
Café Patron 1 (in flashback): So, "would you rather live in a posh castle or a delicious gingerbread house?"
*Raven and other appear*
Madeline Hatter (in flashback): Ooo, that's easy! 'Gingerbread house', any day of the week!
Raven Queen (in flashback): To the study hall!
*Raven and others vanish*
Café Patron 2 (in flashback): But I wanted the posh castle!
Daring Charming (in flashback): *chuckles*
*Raven and others appear*
Dexter Charming (in flashback): *made jump* Wuaaagh!
Daring Charming (in flashback): *screams* Oh, come on!
Raven Queen (not in flashback): See, magic's not that easy!
Kitty Cheshire: *appears next to Raven* Hey, guys! Sorry I'm later.
Raven Queen: Except for some people. If I try reversing a spell like this, who knows what could happen!
Faybelle Thorn: Oh brother. Step aside, Wanna-beevil. I got this from here. You've just gotta do it backwards. Ready? Okay! 'Curse this cast I Wonderland on... Woooh! *turns into a sheep* Baaa. W-w-w-what!? This is all your fault! *points to Raven* I am so outta here.
Briar Beauty: That's actually the second time I've seen that happen today.
Kitty Cheshire: Never gets old, does it?
Darling Charming: Raven! The Evil Queen's curse must have it's own protective magic. Only one of the Queen's family had the power to reverse it.
Apple White: But Raven, your destined to be the Evil Queen, it'll work for you.
Raven Queen: Apple...
Briar Beauty: Well, you're sure creative enough to figure it out.
Raven Queen: That's the thing... magic spells are as much of a science as an art.
Lizzie Hearts: It will work for you, Raven. I know it will.
All But Raven: *agreeing* Yeah. Yes.
Alistair and Bunny: Umh-humm! *nodding*
Madeline Hatter: *encouraging giggle*
Raven Queen: Okay. *sighs* Here goes. *clears throat* 'Curse this cast I wonderland on. Worse to bad, and bad to good. From cruel most fate a be shall yours, so rule my defy dared have you!'
*magic spell starts to spiral around students*
Raven Queen: Wait... NO... That's not right! You don't reverse this curse just by saying it backwards! Oh... this is something different!
*magical flash that leaves only Bunny and Alistair*
Alistair Wonderland: *coughs* Bunny? Bunny! Are you alright?
Bunny Blanc: Yes, but... what about everybody else?!
Raven Queen: *gasps* Where are we?! What's happening?
Briar, Raven, Apple, Madeline, Lizzie and Kitty: WHOA-O-AHHHHH!
Raven Queen: Whoa-o-o!
Madeline Hatter: *laughs happily*
Kitty Cheshire: AH-AHHHHH!
Briar Beauty: AHHHHHHHHH!
'Lizzie Hearts: *giggles*
Apple White: Aaahhhh!
Madeline Hatter: *slurps tea* If I didn't know better, and I don't know better, I'd say this is a rabbit hole!
Lizzie Hearts: I wonder where it leads to?
Briar Beauty: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Song: Take my hand, run with me,
we're falling down, we're feeling free.
We can be, anything we want to be.
Here we go!
Do you wonder? If you look inside.
Do you wonder? Maybe we could fly.
I wonder... what we could be, what we could see.
Yeah, yeah, yeaaaahhh!
Do you wonder? 'Cause you'll never know.
Do you wonder? What is possible.
Yeaaaahhh!
Do you wonder? 'Cause you'll never know.
Do you wonder? What is possible.
Do you wonder? what we could be.
Come to Wonderland with me.
Oo-oo-oo-ooooo! Come to Wonderland with me.
Wonderland with me.
Madeline Hatter: Ooooh!
Apple White: *gasps*
Lizzie Hearts: Whoa!
Kitty Cheshire: Curioser and curiuser.
Briar Beauty: Where are we?
Kitty Cheshire: Whooaaa! It looks like we're in-
Kitty, Madeline, Apple, Raven, Briar and Lizzie: WONDERLAND!
Lizzie Hearts: Oh! After all this time, I'm finally back home.
Briar Beauty: Who knew there was a dress code?
Kitty Cheshire: Yeah! These new dresses are Wonderlandiful!
<noiki>*Apple bumps into Briar*
Briar and Apple: Oooh! *giggles*
Apple White: This bow is gonna take some getting used to, but I love it!
Raven Queen: Yeah, I wish I could, but I can't take credit for the dresses, in fact I'm now even sure how we-
Lizzie Hearts: Oh, Raven, you broke the curse! And brought us to Wonderland!
Raven Queen: No! Lizzie, No. Listen-
Lizzie Hearts: Well, now you've totally made up for what your mother did!
Raven Queen: Eh-uh, yeah, except that... the thing is-
Kitty Cheshire: Hey guys, now that we're back in Wonderland, we could find the Storybook of Legends!
Briar Beauty: Yeah, about that... um, heh... I've been meaning to tell you guys about this for a while-
Lizzie Hearts: Can it wait, Briar? My mother's part is at tea time! Hurry, everyone!
Apple, Madeline Briar and Kitty: Yeah! *giggle*
Raven Queen: But, some-thing's not right! But- Uagghhh!
*Raven runs to follow Lizzie and the girl, Darling Charming appears from inside a tree behind them*
Darling Charming: Uh-ooh.
Raven, Madeline, Lizzie, Apple, Briar and Kitty: *chatter excitedly in the distance*
*Darling watches them leave and then walks in the opposite direction.*
Briar Beauty: I can't believe we're really in Wonderland!
Apple White: I know, I've dreamed of coming here.
Madeline Hatter: Oh, I'm very excited to show you around.
Lizzie Hearts: It feels so good to be home!
Lizzie and Madeline: *gasp*
Raven Queen: Wow! What beautiful silver archways.
Lizzie Hearts: Yes. It appears we've come to, "A Fork in the Road".
Raven Queen: Hmmm, which way is the Queen of Hearts Castle?
Madeline Hatter: Well, you do not want to go down "Banderstatch Blvd", and "Dirty Dish Drive" is way too icky.
Raven and Lizzie: *disgusted groan* Gross!
Madeline Hatter: Ooooh! "Watch Winder Way"!
Lizzie Hearts: Why Maddie, I do think your right. This way, everyone!
Madeline, Raven, Apple, Briar and Kitty: *excited chatter*
Madeline and Apple: *giggle*
Raven, Lizzie, Briar and Kitty: Oh!
All: *Amazed gasps* Wow, Whoa!
Madeline Hatter: Ooh!
Briar Beauty: Wow... Whoa! *giggles*
All: *giggle*
Briar Beauty: *laughs* Well I think we can all agree, this place sure lives up to it's name.
Kitty Cheshire: Absolutely. Be careful, though. Wonderland can be dangerous too.
All: *scream*
Kitty Cheshire: Oh! See what I mean!
Apple White: I've heard of a water fall, but it's flowing up into the clouds!
Fish Man on Waterfall: A good day to you, ladies.
Apple White: Oh! Um, good day to you too!
Raven Queen: Whoa. So would that be "swimming upstream"?
Briar, Lizzie, Madeline, Kitty and Apple: *groan*
Raven Queen: Well, someone had to say it.
Lizzie Hearts: Hurry, come now, we must press on. There will be plenty of time to smell the roses, after we save my mother.
Briar Beauty: Huh, I would have thought in Wonderland, the roses smell you!
Kitty Cheshire: Hmmmm... *gasps* *giggles*
Apple White: *gasps then giggles* Awww...
Hippo: *roars*
Briar Beauty: Err... c'mon Apple... I think she wants a bite of your bow.
Apple and Raven: *gasp*
Raven Queen: Wow! *gasps* Er... well, that's something you don't see everyday.
Lizzie Hearts: Raven! Apple! Come on! Now that the curse is lifted, and the border is open-
Raven Queen: I-I don't think I actually o-opened the border... an-and as for the curse-
Lizzie Hearts: O-oh... no...
Apple White: Those clouds in the sky... what are they?
Lizzie Hearts: It is the curse. I thought, it was lifted!
Madeline Hatter: But what does it mean? W-w-what's happening?
Raven Queen: I'm sorry, but I just don't know.
Apple White: Well we need to find out.
Lizzie Hearts: And I'll help you. Right after we save my mother from this scheming villain! Whomever they are. Then it'll be "Off With There Head", instead of hers!
*White Knight rides up to the girls*
Kitty Cheshire: Look! The White Knight!
White Knight: RUN! QUICKLY! They're coming!
Raven Queen: Who's coming?!
White Knight: Follow me!
*girls follow White Knight but are stopped by a Red Knight*
Red Knight: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Raven Queen: *gasps*
Red Knight: Men, deploy!
*hundreds of Card soldiers appear and surround them*
Raven and Briar: *gasps*
Lizzie Hearts (to White Knight): Why didn't you do anything?!
White Knight: Well I couldn't do anything- it was his turn.
Raven Queen: Well what do you want with us?
Red Knight: I am the attendance officer for Wonderland High School. Unless you have a hall pass signed by the Vice Principal, I am bound to deliver you back to class.
Kitty Cheshire: Don't worry, Lizzie... I'll go warn your mom... *tries and fails to vanish* Ugh! Ugh! Something's wrong with my magic! I-I can't teleport out of here!
Madeline Hatter: Maybe it's... part of the curse?
Lizzie Hearts: It doesn't matter. We'll all be at the palace soon enough. Once we get to the Vice Principal, I'll just explain our situation. Ah-hem. How long 'till we get to the school anyway?
Red Knight: It's not far to there, because, you're already here.
Raven, Lizzie and Kitty: *gasps*
Madeline Hatter: Of all the days, we just had to come here on school day.
Lizzie Hearts: School or no school, you realize my mother is the Queen? I don't have to stay here. Come along my friends.
Lizzie goes to leave the courtyard but is stopped by the guards
Lizzie Hearts: *screams* Eh-but... but...
Red Knight: Sorry, ma'am, but your on school grounds now. You follow school rules. And none of you is going anywhere until you graduate!
Raven, Lizzie, Kitty and Apple: *gasps then sigh*
Male Narrator: And so, the girls in wondrous land, unplanned the frabjous plan they planned.
Female Narrator: With downly frowns and a slow galumph, to school they go with high harrumph.
Brooke Page: Wu-wu-wait, wait... what are you guys even saying? Seriously, your acting weird. I mean, you always act weird. but-
Male Narrator: Logic! It is plain to see, that one plus one... is less then three.
Female Narrator: All beauties beaut in the hears you heard, the slightly sights of the whisply word.
Brooke Page: Oooooh, I see! Mom, Dad, you have Wonderland fever. Go get some rest, I got this. So the girls landed in Wonderland, only to be captured by the Red Knight, now they can't leave until they graduate from Wonderland High. And the adventure is just beginning.
Lizzie Hearts: You don't understand! I can't go to school. Take us to the palace immediately!
Red Knight: Sorry, Your Majesty, but those are the rules. once you've stepped foot onto campus, no one is free to go until you pass your classes. No one.
*White Knight sneaks off in background*
Red Knight; Look, I'm afraid we've gotten off to a bad start. *removes helmet* Chase is the name. Chase Redford.
Lizzie Hearts: Oh-hoo. *looks at floor bashfully.*
Chase Redford: And I understand you distress. Besides, it's just one day of school; How hard can it be?
Raven Queen: Lizzie, you said your moms party is at tea-time, what time is that?
Lizzie Hearts: Weh-eh-
Madeline Hatter: Ooh-hoo! That's easy. Tea-time is at the time we have out tea! It's right there in the name.
Kitty Cheshire: *giggles*
Raven Queen: No, I meant-
Lizzie Hearts: Four o'clock.
Chase Redford: Not a problem... school let's out at three, see? Now... you really don't want to be late. The Vice Principal doesn't like it when students are late.
Briar Beauty: Err, what about the Principal?
Chase Redoford: The Vice Principal is the Principal. After all, it's not really fair to promote a Vice Principal out of their Vice Principal job just to make them Principal. *chuckles* It's principally a matter of principal.
Madeline Hatter: Hummp, makes sense to me.
White Rabbit: Excuse me, clear the way. I'm very late! I can't delay! Oh, my ears and whiskers. It's Madeline Hatter, and Kitty Cheshire too! And, oh! Your Royal Highness!
Madeline Hatter: Guys, this is the White Rabbit, Bunny's Dad! Bunny's Okay, at Ever After by the way.
White Rabbit: Oh, thank goodness! She's safe from the curse!
Apple White: Ooh, About that curse-
*clock chimes*
White Rabbit: Oh dear, oh dear, no time to talk! That's the bell that rings when the bells about to ring! Quickly now!
Apple White: Errr... *gasps*
*door to school opens magically*
Apple and Raven: *gasps*
Wonderland High Students: *chatter*
Briar, Apple and Raven: Whoooa! Uhhh...
White Rabbit: Well, what are you waiting for? I said quickly! You mustn't late for class! This way, this way.
Briar, Raven and Apple: Errr... Who-oa!
Madeline Hatter: *giggles*
Courtly Jester: Oy!
Chase Redford: Huh?
Courtly Jester: You! *throws a pebble at Chase's head*
Chase Redford: OW!
Courtly Jester: Waz-zat littl' Lizzie 'earts I just saw?
Chase Redford: Yes, Courtly, uh-uh, Miss Jester! With some friends from Ever After.
Courtly Jester: Ever Afte', eh? An' who might they be then?
Chase Redford: You know, Iii didn't get much of a chance to find out.
Courtly Jester: Gooo on! Be on about ya business then! Off with ya!
*Chase leaves*
Courtly Jester: Seems I betta' look into this...
Raven Queen: Is high school in Wonderland always this weird?
Kitty Cheshire: Seems pretty normal to me.
Briar Beauty: Riii-ght, "normal".
Apple White: I'm not even sure which way this hallway goes!
Madeline Hatter: Oh, Apple that's easy, it goes that way. *points in random direction*
Lizzie Hearts: Mr. White Rabbit sir, please! You have to let my mother know I'm here, I really need to speak with her!
White Rabbit: Oh, my fluffy tail, no! No, no no no no, the Vice Principal would be most displeased.
Raven Queen: Please, you don't understand! We're on a mission! Lizzie's mom is in danger and my mother is the Evil Queen! You know, the one who placed the curse on Wonderland?
White Rabbit: Oh dear, oh dear...
Raven Queen: Maybe while we're here I can break that too. Surely, for the good of Wonderland you can let us go and-
White Rabbit: I must tell you something... you are correct. There is a plot against the Queen of Hearts!
Lizzie Hearts: I knew it!
Briar Beauty: What about the Storybook of Legends? Do you know where it is?
White Rabbit: I do not, young lady. But there is a prophecy: *clears throat* 'Into our world six girls will drop, to end this endless rhyme. The curse will tick-tock to a stop, and ring it's final chime. The legend book the cat did swap they possibly shall find, and the regal head shall not be chopped if they graduate on time!'
Raven Queen: That actually kinda made sense.
Madeline Hatter: Of course it did!
Apple White: We're the six girls who dropped into this world!
Kitty Cheshire: The book of Legends- my mom swapped it for that book of tricks!
Briar Beauty: Sooo... we'll find it?!
Lizzie Hearts: And my mother will be safe!
White Rabbit: But only if you graduate!
*bell rings*
White Rabbit: *gasps* The second bell! I'm late! Here's your class. *hands Raven a paintbrush* I'm late! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!
Briar Beauty: He's kinda high-strung, isn't he?
Raven Queen: Yeah... and, um, how is this our class?
Madeline Hatter: *chuckles* Silly, you just take your brush and paint a happy little door. *paints door on wall* There!
Raven Queen: Sooo, all we have to do is make it through one day of school? That doesn't seem so hard.
All: *giggle, gasp then groan*
Madeline Hatter: It's harder... than ya think.
Briar Beauty: Seriously, is this what it's gonna be like all day long? I don't think this dress was designed for parkour.
Fish Teacher: *clears throat* Welcome to Fishosophy 101. Take a seat.
Apple White: Oh! Er, yes sir. This looks like a good spot.
Desk 1: Ow! HEY! Don't sit on me! What do a look like, a desk?
Apple White: Huh-heh! Oh my gosh! Sorry! That desk just spoke?!
*Raven is flung from her chair*
Raven Queen: *screams*
Chair 1: Get off of me! What do I look like, A CHAIR?
Table: Ow, hey, watch where you're goin'! Does personal space mean nuttin' to ya people?
Desk 2: What's with these exchange students?
Desk 3: They think they can do whatever they want!
Chair 2: Learn the culture!
Hat on Hat-stand: HOW DARE YOU!?
All Classroom Furniture: *talking over each others*
Seahorse: *whinnies loudly, blows bubble and floats off*
Fish Teacher: You need to take a seat.
Raven Queen: I'm sorry, but we really don't want to do the wrong thing again.
Apple White: We don't understand the rules.
Kitty Cheshire: They're new here.
Raven Queen: Talk about not fitting in- I'm a total fish out of water!
Fish Teacher: A fish in a school out of water, you say? You gild have learned quick, faster and faster, all I can teach I have taught you today. You six have become as your master. Pass!
Girls: *scream*
Apple White: *giggles*
Owl Teacher: Where 'Y' equals the sum of pi plus the square root of 13. *hoots* Pupil! How does one solve this problem?
Raven Queen: UH! Um... that's one problem?
Apple White: It only looks long because his over-complicating everything. If you simplify the formulas and get rid of the redundancies you'll cut the problem in half!
Playing Card: YAHHHH! *splits the blackboard in half with sword*
Raven Queen: Well that's one way to cut it in half!
Owl Teacher: Problem solved! Class dismissed.
Girls: *scream*
Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee: *monkey screeches and cry*
Girls: *gasp*
Tweedle Dee: Ah-em! I, Tweedle Dee, of the affirmative position, welcome you to debate class! Tweedle Dum will act as the negative position.
Tweedle Dum: I will not.
Tweedle Dee: Oh yes, you will.
Tweedle Dum: No, I won't!
Tweedle Dee: Yes you will!
Tweedle Dum: No! Uh-uh-uh.
Tweedle Dee: I reject your refusal to be negative.
Tweedle Dum: Well, I reject your rejection.
Tweedle Dee: Oh, no you don't!
Tweedle Dum: Uh-uh-uh. Of, yes I do!
Tweedle Dee: NU-UH!
Tweedle Dum: UH-HUH!
Tweedle Dee: No way!
Tweedle Dum: Yes way!
Raven Queen: Well, you got to admit; at least there kind of funny.
Apple White: But what they're doing isn't debating! They're just saying random things and disagreeing for no reason!
Kitty Cheshire: We're not gettin' outta here anytime soon.
Tweedle Dee: Such negativity!
Tweedle Dum: No, it isn't!
Apple White: Agh! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'm really sorry but this is debate class, things need to make sense! For starters, your hats are on backwards. You should be wearing that one and you should be wearing that one. Thank you.
Tweedle Dee: There's no arguing with that logic.
Tweedle Dum: Yes there is!
Tweedle Dee: No, there isn't.
Tweedled Dum: Well, who's being negative now?
Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee: *continue to argue*
Apple White: *sighs*
*bell rings*
Madeline Hatter: Woo-hoo-hoo! Twelve O'clock, time for lunch!
Apple White: Thank you!
Hammer: Care for some mashed potatoes?
Apple White: Aa... No thanks.
Kitty Cheshire: Oo! Yummy!
Mashed potatoes: Spud are you looking at?
Raven Queen: Apple! Apple!
Apple White: Oh, there they are.
Raven Queen: Hey, this vinegar and oyster surprise isn't half bad.
Oysters: That's the surprise. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Raven Queen: *shudders*
Madeline Hatter: You should really eat up. We still have half the day ahead of us.
Briar Beauty: If the second half is like the first half it should be pretty easy.
Courtly Jester: Haha, there they are. I'll take that thank you.
Hedgehog: What ever you say!
Raven Queen: I was actually worried at first. I mean, that red knight guy was so up-tight! But now, I don't know, it seems like this place just does it's own thing! I kinda like that.
Lizzie Hearts: Yes, well, I wouldn't count on liking it all the time.
Kitty Cheshire: Yeah, things in Wonderland have a way of getting tricky.
Apple White: Well if they get too tricky, we'll just figure them out! Every puzzle has a solution.
Courtly Jester: Oh, what a clever way to put it. Mind if I take a seat? Kitty! Madeline! It is such a treat to see you two back in Wonderland.
Lizzie Hearts: Everyone, meet Courtly Jester. You might say she's a real wild card around these parts.
Courtly Jester: Oh-ho, why, it's little Lizzie Hearts! You know, I didn't even notice you sitting there, right next to me.
Lizzie Hearts: This is your future queen you're talking to!
Courtly Jester: Oh, are you now? Hum-hmm.
Raven Queen: So anyway, Courtly, are you a student at Wonderland High too?
Courtly Jester: *laughs* I'm the Student Body President. You might say it my business to know what's going on around here. A-staring with... who are you?
Apple White: Hi, um, hi. I'm Apple white, this is Briar, that's Raven Queen, we're from Ever After High.
Courtly Jester: And you're here because...
Apple White: It's... *laughs* kinda a long story-
'Lizzie Hearts: Which you do not have time to tell-
Apple White: But you see, there's a plot against the Queen of Hearts-
Lizzie Hearts: *gasps*
Apple White: -And we've come to stop it.
Courtly Jester: Ya don't say...
Lizzie Hearts: She did say. And far too much at that!
Apple White: I just though she could help us find a way to get excused from school. I mean, this Vice Principal everyone's talking about is more strict than Headmaster Grimm.
Raven Queen: Seriously, I've never met anyone who's such a stickler for the rules.
Courtly Jester: Hum-hum-hmm. On the contrary. I think the Vice Principal is quite keen on "shaking things up".
*bell rings*
Courtly Jester: Ooh-ho-ho! There's the bell! It really was so interesting meeting you girls. Uh. *jumps from balcony*
Raven Queen: *gasps*
Courtly Jester: *floating up on balloon* Good luck, with your classes.
White Rabbit: *gasps*
Courtly Jester: 'Ang on, rabbit!
White Rabbit: Wh-wh-wh-wh-what is it, Miss Jester?
Courtly Jester: Those girl, the eh, transfer students... change their course work. Make it more Diff-ic-ult!
White Rabbit: b-b-b-b-b-but... Mmmm!
Courtly Jester: Ya don't want to make the Vice Principal angry, do you?
White Rabbit: No. N-n-no, no no...
Courtly Jester: Then change their course work! Make it impossible. Those girls must. Not. Graduate.
Briar Beauty: I am ready ta' roll!
Kitty Cheshire: Let's do this!
Raven Queen: You know, I've actually got a good feeling about- oh! Chess? Aww man, I'm horrible at chess.
Apple White: It's not that bad, once you know the rules you just have to think ahead. Huh? Ohh, sorry, I didn't see that coming.
Red Rook: Logic and Illogic... Strategy and Tragedy. I am your instructor. Raven Queen, time for your quiz.
Raven Queen: What? A quiz!? Can someone else do it?
Red Rook: Nope. We must assume our positions on the board. As a future queen, you will take the part of the White Queen. White Queen, step aside!
White Queen: I never get to play.
Red Rook: Raven Queen, please take your position on the board.
Raven Queen: Um, okay. Excuse me. Comin' through! Is this okay?
Red Rook: Ready? Begin!
Raven Queen: Wait, what! What do I do?
Red Rook: Sorry, Miss Queen but the game has begun, and helping the enemy is against the rules.
Apple White: Raven! See the pawn in front of you? move it forward two spaces!
Raven Queen: Uh, okay. Eh- Mr. Pawn? Move forward two spaces!
White Pawn 1: On who's orders then?
Raven Queen: Um, Raven Queen?
White Queen: Never heard of a "Raven Queen". Heard of a White Queen and a Red-
Red Queen: *knocks White Pawn off board* OH-HA-HA-HA-HA! THE RED QUEEN STRIKES! Your turn White Queen.
Raven Queen: But, wasn't that my turn?
White Pawn 2: Ya see, yer Majesty, a turn's a turn and if one of us turns, say, to talk to you then it counts as a tu- AAAAGHH!
Red Queen: *knocks three White Pawns off board* Ha ha ha ha.
Apple White: What? You can't do that! It's against the rules!
Lizzie Hearts: Stop talking to the pawns! Just get away from them!
Raven Queen: Um, uh... okay!
Red Queen: Red Knight to Bishop seven!
Raven Queen: *gasps* Chase Redford?
Chase Redford: Sorry about my mom.
Raven Queen: That Red Queen is you mother?!
Chase Redford: Well, she raised me, it's a long story. Anyway, I just want to say how truly sorry I am that I have to... attack you.
Raven Queen: Attack me!
Chase Redford: Well, rules are rules.
White Knight: *blocks Chase's sword* Not while I still stand.
Raven Queen: The White Knight!
Red Queen: Stop talking and attack! ATTACK!
Chase Redford: As you command, mother.
Briar Beauty: Real swords? What kind of chess game is this? Do not tell me this makes sense to you!
Madeline Hatter: Of course it does! Their not play Chess at all, their playing Un-Chess! You can move your pieces any which way you want as long as it is not, a Chess move!
Raven Queen: Wait! So we're playing Un-Chess?
White Knight: My Queen! I have blocked the attack- What is your command?
Raven Queen: You mean it's my turn?!
White Knight: Yes, My Queen!
Raven Queen: And I can issue any command I want?
White Knight: YES!
Raven Queen: Well then, if this is an Un-Chess game, then I declare this battle is now... A DANCE-OFF!
White Knight: A what?!
Kitty, Lizzie, Apple, Briar and Madeline: *gasps*
Red Rook: Oh! Brilliant move by the white queen! Drop the beat yo!
Madeline Hatter: Yeah!
Chase Redford: Oh, dancing? That's not what I've trained for.
Raven Queen: That's what I'm counting on! Use your imagination! Come on guys, chessboard is for chess pieces but everyone's welcome on the dance floor!
Madeline Hatter: Wohoo!
White Knight: Let's see what you got.
Chase Redford: You can do this, Chase.
White Knight: Pft, per-lease.
Chase Redford: Ouch! Ugh. Really? Come on. One, two, three. I'm doing it! I'm do- whoa, whoaaaa!
Red Tower: The Red Knight has fallen! You pass!
Girls: *cheer*
Briar Beauty: Gee, that White Knight sure has some moves!
Raven Queen: I'm just glad he showed up. Thank you, White Knight- Eh, wherever you are...
*bell rings*
White Rabbit (through microphone): Oh dear, oh dear! The time is two o'clock and here are the announcements: The Vice Principal has declared that next Thursday shall fall on a Wednesday, the Tortoise shall stop mocking the Turtle, and Raven, Lizzie, Apple, Kitty, Briar and Maddie's schedules have changed. You will report immediately to Tea-Time 101!
Girls: *scream, groan then gasps*
Fake Audience: *applauds*
March Hare: He-he. Welcome class. I see your ready. Tea-time has commenced!
Kitty Cheshire: Wh-what is this. *meows* What's going on?
Lizzie Hearts: This is NEVER how tea-time works!
Madeline Hatter: Where are the Bread-And-Butterflies? And there are no chairs to switch places!
Raven Queen: It's too much tea, how do we make it stop?!
Madeline Hatter: Excuse me, Mr. March Hare, um, a little help please?
March Hare: Look at me! Ha ha. I'm standing three feet below 'tea' level! Ha ha!
Fake Audience: *laughs*
Kitty Cheshire: *meows and hyperventilates* What are we supposed to do?
Apple White: We're almost at the top. Think fast everyone, before we run out of time!
Raven Queen: Oh, it's too hard to think in here. I wish we could- I don't know... think out there instead! *vanishes and reappears outside the box of tea* Whoa!
Apple White; How did you do that?
Raven Queen: I don't know! Iii guess I just, thought "outside the box"!
Courtly Jester and White Rabbit: *gasps*
Apple White: Here goes nothing... *takes a deep breath*
* other girls vanish and reappears outside the box of tea*
Apple White: We... WE DID IT!
Madeline Hatter: Just in time too, you never want to let your tea steep for too long.
Raven and Apple: *laughs*
Fake Audience: *laughs along*
March Hare: *laughs* You've passed! Ha ha.
Fake Audience: *cheers*
March Hare: I'm off to find a cup of sugar, for my cube of tea! Ah-ha-ha!
Fake Audience: *laughs*
Raven Queen: Whoa, look out!
Girls: *scream*
Apple White: *gasps* We've shrunk!
Raven Queen: Or the schools grow huge!
Lizzie Hearts: Yes, sometimes it's hard to tell. Ahh! That's it! I for one have had enough, it's high time we saw the Vice Principal!
'Briar Beauty: But, um... how do we get to the office?
Madeline Hatter: This is the only door we can reach, so clearly it's the right one to use!
Raven Queen: I am never gonna get use to your logic.
Lizzie Hearts: Vice Principal, glad a caught you, I require a word. My name is Lizzie Hearts, daughter of the Queen of Hearts, and my friends and I need your help!
Raven Queen: We need to graduate, but our class schedule keeps changing.
Kitty Cheshire: The classes are dangerous!
Apple White: And there getting harder and harder to pass!
Courtly Jester: Oh, that sounds simply dreadful! *cackles*
Madeline, Raven, Lizzie, Apple, Kitty and Briar: *gasp*
Raven Queen: Uh, Courtly?! Your the Vice Principal?!
Courtly Jester: Uh, if you'd ever bothered reading the school bylaws you'd know, that as Student Council President I am also the acting Vice Principal, and as Vice Principal I am also Principal. See? Heh, it's a matter of principal.
Apple White: Well, b-but then you can help us. Okay, Lizzie's mom is in danger-
Courtly Jester: Oh, and you really want to get to her birthday party by tea time, or she'll never hear about the plot to kick her off the throne. Oh, what a shame school isn't over yet.
Lizzie Hearts: Your the Vice Principal; you can release us!
Courtly Jester: Uh, but look... It's just eleven o'clock in the morning. *giggles* School never gets out at eleven!
Apple White: Eleven o'clock? Time is going backward?! But that's impossible!
Lizzie Hearts: Forget the Clock! As your future queen, I, Lizzie Hearts, command you to release us!
Courtly Jester: Command, do you? Well, my clocks are what counts when your in my school, and this one say, it will never be three o'clock! *evil laugh*
Kitty Cheshire: That's cheating!
Lizzie Hearts: Mu mother will hear of this!
Courtly Jester: Ha, your mother? What do I care about your mother? She won't be queen much longer.
Madeline Hatter: Why, it's... *gasps* It's as if you almost want the plan to overthrow her mother to succeed!
Courtly Jester: Of course I do! BECAUSE IT'S MINE!
Lizzie Hearts: You! Your the traitor?!
Courtly Jester: You think your so special because you were born to become queen, but you forget- A Joker can become anything she wants! *laughs then chants* 'A Joker becomes the Queen; It happens all the time! The Joker becomes the Queen; It happens all the time!' Uh, don't you ever play cards?
Lizzie Hearts: Ugh... OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Courtly Jester: Security Cards! Escort these girls back to their classes, where they will spend the rest of their lives! *evil laugh*
Female Narrator: EVEN IF, THE RULER RULING' A FOOL-
Male Narrator: RULE'S A RULE AT ANY SCHOOL! *laugh*
Brooke Page: What?! Mom? Dad? You guys are still making, like, zero sense! Ugh, you have Wonderland fever. Okay, I'll narrate. Raven, Apple, Lizzie, and the girls passed all their classes, but Courtly Jester, the student Vice Principal, still won't let them graduate because, she's plotting to overthrow the Queen of Hearts and rule Wonderland herself! Oh, if only Narrators were allowed to help!
Lizzie Hearts: Courtly Jester! You may be a Joker, but this isn't funny! You'll pay for this!
Courtly Jester: HA! Not when I am the new Queen!
Raven Queen: Not gonna happen, Courtly!
Apple White: We'll never let you become the Queen!
Courtly Jester: Oh-ho really? This is my school, and we follow a-my rules and I can do whatever I want! If you really want to graduate to leave here, *giggles* it's easy! This contract stipulates that you've signed over all your rights as the heiress to the Queen of Hearts's throne... to me. Hum-hmm...
Lizzie Hearts: Never!
Courtly Jester: It's a simple choice, Lizzie Hearts! You... and your friends, can spend the rest of your lives here at school, OR, "voluntarily" sign... on the dotted line.
Lizzie Hearts: I-I... but... my friends, will be free?
Madeline Hatter: Woah! Don't do it Lizzie!
Briar Beauty: She'll become queen of Wonderland!
Lizzie Hearts: But Briar, she'll let us go. I-if we stay here, we're doomed anyway.
Raven Queen: Lizzie, listen to me. You have to be the Queen of Hearts! It's your... destiny!
Apple White: Raven?!
Raven Queen: I know, I've never been really big on destiny. But look, sometimes following your heart, and following your destiny ah-are the same thing! Your heart has always been set on being the next queen, Lizzie. Y-you can't give up on it now!
Courtly Jester: How heart-felt... Just. Sign! THE CONTRACT!
Lizzie Hearts: I... I won't!
Courtly Jester: Then, you are condemned... to... detention!
Raven Madeline and Apple: *gasp*
White Rabbit: Uh... uh-h-h, Vice Principal, Wonderland school rules say you cannot give them detention without ah-err... without a-
Courtly Jester: Without what?
White Rabbit: W-w-without a... a disciplinary trial, at the school court. Hmmm?
Courtly Jester: *laughs manically* Why would I permit that?! *laughing*
White Rabbit: Actually, it's your rule.
Courtly Jester: Is it? Well, then it must be followed! *giggles* A trial would be a fun way to... find you guilty! *giggles*
Raven, Lizzie, Apple, Kitty, Briar and Madeline: *gasps*
Courtly Jester: Summon the witnesses! Prepare the court.
Brooke Page: Oh no, this is definitely not good news.
Kitty Cheshire: Urrh! Quit shoving!
Brooke Page: Meanwhile, back at Ever After High... Alistair and Bunny still think that Raven's misfired spell transported the girls somewhere inside the school...
'Bunny Blanc: Uh, they have to be around here somewhere!
Alistair Wonderland: There is no more "around here somewhere". We've searched the entire school!
Bunny Blanc: Well, we didn't search this— *screams*
Dexter Charming (from inside box): Hello! In here!
Bunny Blanc: Maddie? Lizzie!?
Dexter Charming: Ah, no. It's kinda only me, Dexter. I was looking for my sister, Darling, and I-I sorta fell in there.
Alistair Wonderland: W-w-wait, Darling disappeared too?
Dexter Charming: She never showed up for lunch. Daring and I had been looking for her ever since.
Bunny Blanc: We saw her in the Study Hall, just before Raven, Apple, Briar, Kitty, and Maddie all disappeared.
Dexter Charming: W-w-whoa, wait! R-Raven disappeared?!
Daring Charming (on dragon-back): Yo! Little bro! Good news; I've guessed where Darling is! Climb on!
Dexter Charming: Uh, I don't know Daring, you just got your license to fly one of those.
Daring Charming: Oh, come on! You only live once upon a time!
Daring Charming: The way I see it, Darling just ran off to the... wait for it... Library!
Dexter Charming: She 'has' been doing an awful lot of research lately.
Daring Charming: Bookworm Darling and klutzy Dexter... *laughs* It's hard to believe how you two are my siblings sometimes. *fly's dragon straight into school wall and comes out the front door*
Daring, Dexter, Bunny and Alistair: *groan and scream*
*police sirens*
Daring Charming: Um, you all-uh, go on in without me.
White Rabbit: I, have been appointed as your defense counselor for school court. Now please, hop along! We are late!
Raven Queen: You've gotta let us go! Please, have a heart!
Red Diamond Card Guard: Can't have a heart, I'm diamonds.
Black Clubs Card Guard: Shuffle along now; keep your face down, play your cards right, maybe they'll cut you a deal.
Jury: *chatter and hoot*
Lizzie, Madeline, Briar, Raven, Apple and Kitty: *gasps*
Caterpillar Judge: *bangs gravel* Who are you?
Lizzie Hearts: I am Lizzie Hearts! Daughter of the Queen of Hearts, and "you" are all in a lot of trouble!
Caterpillar Judge and Jury: *laugh*
Caterpillar Judge: HA! If "we" were in trouble, it stands to reason that "we" would be the ones on trial. And yet, there "you" are. Therefore, it follows that you, not we, are the ones in trouble. That's log-ic.
Madeline Hatter: Oh, makes sense to me.
Lizzie Hearts: Whose side are you on?
Raven Queen: Lizzie, I got this. Your honorable! Uh, eh, this is a misunderstanding!
Caterpillar: And what, don't you understand?
Raven Queen: No, no! Not us! You! See, we came to this school by accident-
Apple White: And we aren't being allowed to graduate!
Caterpillar: Why should you graduate when you missed understanding? Understanding is the point of an education! And, you've said yourselves, you've missed it.
Jury: *agreeable chatter*
Apple White: No! You're twisting our words! This is all happening because of that-that-that horrible Courtly Jester!
Jury and Judge: *gasps*
White Rabbit: All rise, for her prosecutorial excellence, Courtly Jester!
Raven Queen: Oh, no!
Courtly Jester: No need to rise on my account. I am but a humble public servant! With vast powers over each and every one of you. *manic laughter* So, *chuckles* where were we?
Caterpillar: They've plead their case, I'm not convinced.
Briar Beauty: What?! We hardly said anything!
Raven Queen: You are our counselor! Aren't you supposed to be helping us?
White Rabbit: Yes, in time.
Apple White: Time, for what?
Courtly Jester: Time, to read the charges! We, and by "we" I mean "I", the Vice Principal and future Queen of Wonderland, hereby charge these six girls with: Unruliness!
Jury: *gasps*
Courtly Jester: If found innocent- Yeah, no way, won't happen. They will be allowed to graduate. When found guilty, then it's detention for life! Or... OFF WITH THIER HEADS!
Jury and Caterpillar Judge: *shocked gasps*
Courtly Jester: *giggles* Whichever comes first. Once I am queen I am never gonna get tired of saying that! *cackling*
Brooke Page: And so, the friends back at Ever After searched in vain for the missing girls. Oh, if only I could tell them! But they can't hear the Narrator...
Dexter Charming: *gasps at seeing who he think is Raven* Oh, Raven!?
Duchess Swan: Ugh, as if. And like, no talking in the library!
Dexter Charming: *groans*
Duchess Swan (to person on phone): So anyway, she was like "yes way", and he was l-
Alistair Wonderland: I just don't understand-
Dexter Charming: *sigh* They're not here.
Duchess Swan: Uhnnn, Hexcuse me! This is a library! Some people are trying to study here! *to person on phone* What?! No! *laughs* Not me!
Evil Step-Librarians: Sssshhhhh!
Brooke Page: Oh, that got everybody's attention! Hey, wait a page! If the Evil Queen can push a book off a shelf from 'inside' her mirror, perhaps this Narrator can— Uggghhh... *book falls off shelf* Yes! Oh, if only I could use it to tell Bunny and the others where their friends are! But how...
Caterpillar: *bangs gravel* Disorder. Disorder. Disorder! Call the first witness.
Briar, Madeline, Kitty, Apple, Raven and Lizzie: *gasp*
Courtly Jester: So, Chase Redford, the Red Knight. From what I understand, you 'caught' these girls, while they were sneaking onto school properly!
Apple White: No fairest! We weren't even students here!
Courtly Jester: But of course you were students here, because you were on school grounds. Isn't that the rule?
Chase Redford: That is. And I am duty-bound to follow it. Rules are rules.
Courtly Jester: When they received their class assignments, what did they do?
Chase Redford: I guess they sort of, sped off down the hallway.
Courtly Jester: So you might say they were, "running in the halls"!?
Jury: *gasps*
Chase Redford: Technically...yes?
Lizzie Hearts: That's ridiculous! The halls were running! We were just, standing on them!
Courtly Jester: *fake gasp* You naughty, sassy girl! Now you're talking back?! These six girls first 'sneaked' onto school grounds, and then were seen 'running' in the hallways! And now, they're talking back! One rule, heedlessly broken after another, can there be any doubt? These girls are unruly!
Jury: *gasps and murmurs*
Caterpillar: *bangs gravels* Quiet in the court! How do you plead? Guilty, or extremely guilty?
White Rabbit: W-what?! Guilty?
Caterpillar: Very well then; Guilty as charged!
White Rabbit: U-uh, that's not what I meant!
Caterpillar: Eternal detention for life!
Kitty Cheshire: You'll have a hard time taking over Lizzie's destiny without the Storybook of Legends! And my mom, the Cheshire Cat, has it. So there! *gasps*
Jury: *gasp*
Courtly Jester: The Storybook of Legends? Here, in Wonderland? Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! How the plot thickens... Sorry Lizzie, the deal is off. I don't need you to sign the contract. I just need to sign your page in the Storybook of Legends and... your destiny is mine.
Briar, Madeline, Kitty, Lizzie, Raven and Apple: *gasp*
Courtly Jester (over PA): Red Knight, to my office at once!
Courtly Jester (in office): Once I crash the Queen of Hearts's birthday party, I'll take the Storybook of Legends from the Cheshire Cat. *chuckle* We'll see who's grinning then. Hm-hm! *cackles*
Evil Queen (unhearable to Courtly from inside mirror): *cackling* Scheme, my little fool. You have been quite a pleasant surprise. My own daughter might resist the call of evil, but you seem more than game.
Courtly Jester: Rats! I forgot... The Cheshire Cat can turn invisible! How can my card tricks compete with that?
Evil Queen: Hmm, looks like Courtly could use a little help. My evil influence of course, speaks volumes. *cackles then pushes a book off of Courtly's shelf*
Courtly Jester: Who's there?
Evil Queen: Read, little Jester, read your fill. Then rule over Wonderland while I bend the world to my will. *evil laugh*
Courtly Jester: A Book of Evil Spells? "Property of the Evil Quee"- *gasp* Yes... Ye-eh-he-es! Ohhh. *chuckle* Eh-Security Cards! 'Time for you to prove your worth, I curse you now to crawl the earth!'
Card Guards: *shrink to a tiny size* At your service, Miss Jester!
Courtly Jester: Ooh, my own evil powers! *cackles*
Chase Redford: *clears throat*
Courtly Jester: *gasps*
Chase Redford: You summoned me?
Courtly Jester: Ah, yes. Red Knight, the Queen of Hearts's birthday party starts in half an hour.
Chase Redford: Uh...
Courtly Jester: I am placing you in charge of the school until I return.
Chase Redford: Yes ma'am, in charge.
Courtly Jester: You know my rules! You're not to break a single one of them.
Chase Redford: Rules? *sigh* Are rules.
Apple, Raven, Madeline, Kitty, Briar and Lizzie: *scream as they are locked in a classroom*
Mock-Turtle: *snores then wakes up* I am the mockturtle, but do not mock me, for I am every bit as good as a real turtle. This is detention, there is no escape. *snores again*
Kitty Cheshire: Quick, let's escape!
*girls walk through the door and end up back in the same room*
Apple White: What? No! It can't be, we're-we're... we're right back where we started!
Mock-Turtle: *snores*
*girls walk through the same door and end up back in the same room again*
Briar Beauty: There's no way out!
Raven Queen: I'm sorry, guys. I'm so, so sorry that I brought us to Wonderland.
Lizzie Hearts: My mother, I can't save her from Courtly. There's nothing I can do! *crying*
White Rabbit: uh... Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Oh, dear! I'm afraid I made things much, much worse! *pants* The girls are in detention, for life!
White Knight: And the jester?
White Rabbit: Courtly is on her way to the Queen's birthday party to find the Storybook of Legends and use it to take over Wonderland! Can you stop her?
White Knight: First things first, those girls are my friends and we will never rest until they are free!
Raven Queen: *shudders*
Lizzie Hearts: *gasps* My mother's birthday party starts in only a few minutes! Is there no way to escape from here?
Kitty Cheshire: I would teleport out of here to get help, but my powers aren't working! *tries and fails to disappear* See? No good!
Briar Beauty: This could take a hundred years!
Madeline Hatter: Aww, chin up. You could sleep right through it, Briar.
Briar Beauty: *groans*
Madeline Hatter: *giggles*
Apple White: Okay everyone, we just need to stay calm and think about the problem logically. Maybe there's... something in this room that could help us escape, or give us a clue!
*Girls start to search the room*</nowikik> '''Lizzie Hearts:''' *gasps* '''Raven Queen:''' *groans as she steps in a goo puddle* '''Lizzie Hearts:''' Oh! '''Kitty Cheshire:''' *groans in frustration* '''Raven Queen:''' Ew! This place is hextremely icky. Somebody better think of something fast! '''Kitty Cheshire:''' We tried everything. '''Briar Beauty:''' And the only door out, leads us right back in! '''Lizzie Hearts:''' We really will be here for life! '''Madeline Hatter:''' That's longer than forever! '''Apple White:''' This is so annoying! '''Lizzie Hearts:''' This is royally unjust, I must get to my mother! '''Girls:''' *overlapping panicked speech* '''Brooke Page: And so, the girls spent their first, full, 'minute' in detention. I so wanna help! If only I could do more than just push a book around. '''Madeline Hatter:''' You can push books? Why, *laughs* that's hat-tastic! '''Briar Beauty:''' Um, who is she talking to? Heh... '''Raven Queen:''' She thinks she can talk to "Narrators". '''Briar Beauty:''' Yeah... right. '''Madeline Hatter:''' Quiet in class if you please! I am trying to communicate with our invisible friend! Narrator, we need your help! '''Brooke Page:''' I'd love to help you, Maddie- but narrators have rules, too. Besides, I don't know how. '''Madeline Hatter:''' *gasps and points* Look at the teacup drawing! It's over there too! And there, and there! That's it! Those are my dad's initials, he used to be in detention all the time! In fact, he was famous for getting out of detention. '''Raven Queen:''' You mean "getting into" detention? '''Madeline Hatter:''' Nope, getting out. '''Apple White:''' *gasp* So there is a way out! But, how can we ask the Mad Hatter? No one even knows to look for us here. '''Brooke Page:''' True, but don't forget. Alistair, Dexter and Bunny know you're missing. '''Raven and Madeline:''' *gasp* '''Brooke Page:''' They're in the Library working on how to find you right now. '''Madeline Hatter:''' Good. Narrator, if you can push a book, then I have an idea! *starts pushing books off of shelf* Uh, eh, eh... Yeah! '''Dexter Charming:''' They couldn't have just vanished from the world! '''Bunny Blanc:''' But we've looked everywhere. <nowiki>*book falls from above*
Alistair Wonderland: *gasp*
Dexter Charming: Hmm...
*More books fall from above*
Dexter Charming: Ah, that was weird.
Alistair Wonderland: Hey, look at this; Each book is open to a page that has an illuminated letter. These letters must spell out a message! 'Raven's spell to Wonderland did fly'...
Bunny Blanc: 'In a Mock-Turtle's dungeon at Wonderland High'...
Dexter Charming: 'Seek help from the tea and hats guy'? Huh... *gasp* Wait! This is Riddlish! I think Maddie is sending us a message! Wha-what do you think it means?
Alistair Wonderland: Raven's spell sent them to Wonderland, and they're in detention.
Bunny Blanc: And we need to talk to-
Evil Step-Librarian: Shhhh. This is a library! Are you mad as a Hatter?
Bunny Blanc: Mad? Mad! Ha-eh, that's it!
Mad Hatter: Heh, now that is hat-larious! Maddie, in Wonderland? I don't believe it! Even with the worlds sealed, she still manages to get locked in eternal detention. That's my girl! I'm so proud of her! She's just like her old man, you know? I was in detention every other day... And, every other day!
Alistair Wonderland: Okay, so if you were there so often, how do they get out?
Mad Hatter: Oh, that's easy! I used to do it all the time! There's a Wonderland High rule that not many people know about. In fact... I don't even know. You see, I have a re-memory problem. I'd forgot!
Alistair Wonderland: Well, I know a re-memory game. Just say the first word that pops into your head!
Mad Hatter "Foot". Oh, I like this game!
Bunny Blanc: Jabber...
Mad Hatter: Walking!
Dexter Charming: E-scape?
Mad Hatter: Tea-scape!
Alistair Wonderland: De-ten-tion...
Mad Hatter: Tee-iddlywinks! *gasp* That's it, Tiddlywinks!
Lizzie Hearts: Tiddlywinks?!
Raven Queen: You mean like, the game?
Madeline Hatter: That's what she said he said! "Tiddlywinks will free you".
Mock-Turtle: *snorts then wakes up* Oh, a challenge! It has been so long! "An obscure school rule: if you declare a challenge, and then pass the proficiency test, you are released from detention."
Lizzie Hearts: I win at Tiddlywinks, we get out?
Mock-turtle: Actually, any kind of trial by combat. The acting Vice Principal today is the Red Knight. So, that would be swords. Oh, what fun! *pulls chain that sets off a whistle to get Chase and the other students attention*
Students: *gasp excitedly*
Chase Redford: Huh? *gasps* Hmm?
Girls: *gasp and scream as they are taken out of the detention room and dumped in the school grounds*
Briar Beauty: What's happening?
Students (chanting): Challenge! Challenge! Challenge! Challenge! Challenge! Challenge! Challenge! Challenge!
Hedgehog: CHALLLEEENNNGGEEEE!
Briar Beauty: What does this mean? What's happening? Madeline Hatter: I could be wrong, but... I think it's a challenge.
Chase Redford: As acting Vice Principal, the rules decree that I must battle you.
The White Knight appears in defense of the girls.
White Knight: *steps between Chase and the girls* Then you know that the rules allow a champion to take their place. Run! Get to the queen's birthday, and save her!
Girl: *cheer and start running*
White Rabbit: We're not too late! Come with me, to the palace!
Apple White: *glances over her shoulder and gasps*
Chase and White Knight: *grunt as the begin fighting*
White Rabbit: Quickly now! Down the rabbit hole, there's not a moment to lose!
Kitty Cheshire: I'll go ahead; Cheshire Cats travel light, and always with 'a smile'. *vanishes*
Brooke Page: And so, Raven, Apple, Lizzie, Maddie, Briar and Kitty, 'graduated' from school and were finally on their way to the Queen of Hearts birthday party... where the sinister joker in the deck was planning to steal the throne, and rule Wonderland!
Courtly Jester (unseen): *evil laugh*
Brooke Page: And so, Raven, Apple, Maddie, Briar and Lizzie find themselves falling down the rabbit hole once again. This time as a shortcut across all of Wonderland to get to the Queen of Hearts' palace.
Lizzie Hearts: Rabbit, this wasn't a shortcut at all!
White Rabbit: Oh dear, oh we took a wrong turn at the flying teapot. Ah-this way!
Brooke Page: Lizzie Hearts' mother is in danger from a wild card, Courtly Jester.
Courtly Jester (unseen): *evil laughs*
Brooke Page: Courtly wants to find the Storybook of Legends and sign her name in Lizzie's place, in order to steal her destiny as the next Queen of Hearts. Oh, and this is exciting: the White Knight is dueling with the Red Knight, so that the girls could finally escape Wonderland High.
White Knight and Chase Redford: *grunting as they fight*
Chase Redford: The girls, they've fled the scene!
White Knight: And that, means their school day is over.
Chase Redford: It was my sworn duty not to let that happen! I'll bring them back, if it's the last thing I do!
Diamond Card Guard: Name?
Jeff: Jeff, the alligator.
Spade Card Guard: Right then, in you go.
Diamond Card Guard: Name?
Guest: I can't remember.
Spade Card Guard: Right then, in you go.
Kitty Cheshire: *appears in tree* Meow. Mo-om?! She must already be inside.
Diamond Card Guar: Name?
Bill: Bill the lizard.
Diamond Card Guard: Right then, in you go.
Courtly Jester: I'm just in time for the party.
Diamond Card Guard: Name please.
Courtly Jester: Courtly Jester.
Diamond Card Guard: Pffft, Jester eh? What a big surprise, you're not on the list! Can't come in. Step aside! Name please!
Johnny: Johnny.
Spade Card Guard: Right then, in you go.
Courtly Jester: *growls* Can't let Courtly in, she's just a lowly joker, shuffle her to the bottom of the deck where she belongs! *card appears from Spell Book* Oh, what's this? 'Just say the who you want to be, and that's the you that they will see'? *gasp* Oh! *giggles* This is going to be fun. Step aside, totee. I'm on my way to see my mum.
Diamond Card Guard: Listen, didn't I already tell you to get lost?
Courtly Jester: Oh, I should hope not. After all, that's no way to talk to... *uses card to change her appearance to Lizzie's* Lizzie Hearts, your princess! *in Lizzie's* I must see my mother!
Diamond Card Guard: Yes, your royal highness. Huh, please, forgive me!
Courtly Jester: Not likely.
Party Guests: *chatter*
Courtly Jester: Now, to get my hands on the Storybook of Legends. Which means... catching the Cheshire Cat. Ooh, maybe my dear, sweet mother has seen her.
Frog Servant: *croaks* All hail the Queen of Hearts, and her amazing skills at croquet.
Party Guests: *cheer and clap*
Queen of Hearts: That's right! It's my birthday! And I'm going to play croquet, and everyone is going to watch me.
Fish Servant: But your majesty, more guests have arrived.
Queen of Hearts: Ooh! Presents!
Fish Servant: Presenting, Lord Unicorn. Presenting, ah- Um...
Queen of Hearts: Ball!
Hedgehog: *screams*
Party Guests: *groan disappointedly until the Frog Servant pushes the ball with his foot to allow the Queen a good shot, then cheer*
Frog Servant: Excellent shot, your majesty.
Party Guests: *cheers and claps*
Queen of Hearts: Oh, this is such fun. I'm the happiest queen in the world! Except... oh! I'm the most miserable queen in the world! I have been so looking forward to seeing my dear daughter, Lizzie, on my birthday...
Frog Servant: Of course, your majesty.
Fish Servant: Ah, more presents?
Queen of Hearts: Ooooo!
Kitty Cheshire: *appears next to her mother on the castle's rooftop* Mom, there you are!
Cheshire Cat: Kitty, what a purr-fect surprise. What are you doing here and not in Ever After?
Kitty Cheshire: I-It's a long story. More importantly, do you have the Storybook of Legends?
Cheshire Cat: Well, that's a long story too. Mmm, let's see. Where shall I begin?
Chase Redford: Ha! You fight gallantly, White Knight! I'll give you that!
White Knight: As do you, pity you fight for the wrong side. Yield!
Chase Redford: No, you yield!
White Knight: No, you yield!
Apple, Raven, Madeline, Lizzie and Briar: Whooooooa!
Lizzie Hearts: What?! This isn't the palace!
White Rabbit: Oh, dear! My sense of direction is less sensitive inside the ground than outside the ground...
Lizzie Hearts: My mother is in danger, rabbit! Please, please, just get me to the palace!
White Rabbit: Oh my, oh dear. Y-yes, your highness. This way... I hope.
Fish Servant: Presenting, the Walrus and the Carpenter.
Courtly Jester: Step aside! Royalty coming through. Look, mother! It's your precious little girl come home for your birthday.
Queen of Hearts: *gasp* Foul intruder! Guards! Somehow this... "wild card" has crashed my party! Off with her head! In fact, off with all of her!
Courtly Jester: Oops, forgot. Is that any way to greet your... *uses card to look like Lizzie* long lost daughter?
Queen of Hearts: Lizzie? Unhand her, you fools. Can't you see that this is my long lost daughter? Go find that Jester girl who was here a moment ago!
Card Guards: Wha?
Fish Servant: Uh-u-uh...
Card Guards: Wha?
Queen of Hearts: Oooo-hoo-hoo... *gasps* Lizzie! Truly, my dear, sweet princess, I have missed you so much since you've been gone. I haven't been the same. I am so glad to have you back.
Courtly Jester: Good to be...back, heh. Oh, my, look at all these guests! You are ever so popular. Has the Cheshire Cat popped in, hmm? Have you seen her?
Cheshire Cat: ...And then I tied the lion's tail to a table! And you'll never guess who I put in a punch bowl! *giggling*
Kitty Cheshire: Mom, this is an emergency! I don't care about the party! I need to know what you've done with the Storybook of Legends. Do you still have it?
Cheshire Cat: Oh, that old thing! Well, you know, they won't let you in here without a gift...
Kitty Cheshire: So, the queen has it?
Cheshire Cat: Nnnnot... exactly. See those presents down there?
Kitty Cheshire: The book is with them?
Cheshire Cat: Those gifts are going where my gift already is; behind that door, in the Queen's present room.
Kitty Cheshire: Then all I have to do is sneak in a grab it! Thanks, mom! *hugs the Cheshire Cat then vanishes and re-appears in front of the present room* So much easier than I hexpected! *gasp* Or... maybe not. Oh no... oh no... oh no no no! I'm, gonna need some help.
Queen of Hearts: You know, I was thinking of cancelling this party because birthdays just aren't the same without you!
Courtly Jester: Huh, how nice. Now, about that cat-
Queen of Hearts: But then I thought, 'what if my dear, sweet Lizzie shows up?' And now look! You have.
Courtly Jester: Mother, the cat!
Queen of Hearts: Oh, the Cheshire Cat showed up hours ago. She gave me some book. It's with the other gifts, in the present room.
Courtly Jester: Of course! Where else would presents be? *chuckles* Ah! In honor of your birthday, I say we play a game, hmm?
Queen of Hearts: Ooh! *claps in delight* I love games!
Courtly Jester: Heh-heh, yes! See, I call this one "The Opposite Game". Anyone tells you anything, it means the opposite! *giggles* "Hello, mum!"
Queen of Hearts: Hello? Ah! Hello!
Courtly Jester: Ugh! Someone's playing without a full deck. *walks off*
Frog Servant: You do realize of course she is not your daughter.
Queen of Hearts: Of course. She is "not" my daughter at all. *giggling* Ooh, this is going to be fun!
Courtly Jester: What's this? Kitty Cheshire?! Who, left the cat flap open? *sigh* Here's what I get for leaving that ridiculous Red Knight in charge!
White Knight: Ha ha!
Chase and White Knight: *fighting groans*
Lizzie, Raven, Madeline, Briar and Apple: *pants*
Lizzie Hearts: Step aside!
Card Guard: Yes your highness!... A-a-again.
Lizzie Hearts: My mother, there she is!
Raven Queen: Lizzie!
Kitty Cheshire: *appears next to Raven* Guys!
Raven Queen: Kitty, did you find the Storybook of Legends?
Kitty Cheshire: Yes! Well... ah, sort of! Uh, c'mon!
Lizzie Hearts: *gaps* Mother! *hug Queen of Hearts* Oh mother, I'm so happy to see you. I missed you so. Oh mother, I love you so much!
Queen of Hearts: *smiles then frowns* You "love" me? How dare you! I most certainly do not love you!
Lizzie Hearts: You... you don't love me?
Queen of Hearts: Of course not! Not at all! And by the way, you look horrid!
Lizzie Hearts: *sniffs* I... don't understand...
Queen of Hearts: *giggles*
Lizzie Hearts: *starts to cry* Mother, this isn't making sense! I've missed you so much, and I thought that you still loved me and... finally we're together again after all this time... And now you say these horrible things?!
Queen of Hearts: Oh, you are good at this game! *claps* Oh, sorry, sorry, I meant "bad"! Oh. Did I just lose?
Lizzie Hearts: Game? I don't under— oh! Is this an opposite game?
Queen of Hearts: "No". *giggling*
Lizzie Hearts: *hug her mother* Then it's time to "start" the game.
Queen of Hearts: *sighs* Oh phew, oh good. of course I love you too, Lizzie!
Lizzie Hearts: He-he, I missed you too, mother!
Party Guests: Aw...
Queen of Hearts: Now, you are here. Let's enjoy the party.
Lizzie Hearts: Wait! First I need to warn you. Courtly Jester's on her way here! That joker plans to steal your crown!
Queen of Hearts: Dethrone me?! Courtly Jester?! But-but she was just here! GUARDS! SEARCH THE PALACE!
Lizzie Hearts: And bring us Courtly Jester!
Courtly Jester: *searching the present room* Where is it, where is it?! Uh, it's only tart dishes and tea cozies and not a single book! Wait a mo... what's with all the searching by hand? I'm magical! *giggles* 'To find the item which you seek, just say these words and here's a peek'! *Courtly spies the book atop a huge pile* Hexcellent! Now, to get up there!
Kitty Cheshire: It's in here!
Courtly Jester: Looking for something? *chuckles* Well, good news ladies. I believe I've found it! The much sought after, Storybook of Legends! *pick up Storybook of Legend* Oh, it's a bit hefty, isn't it...
Kitty Cheshire: I'd be happy to take it off your hands! *grab for book but misses and falls* Whoa!
Apple, Raven, Briar and Madeline *gasp*
Kitty Cheshire: Me-oow! Oof!
Apple White: A-are you alright?
Kitty Cheshire: I always land on my feet.
Raven Queen: *growls and vanishes using her magic*
Courtly Jester: Now, to find my destiny. Let's see; Lizzie Hearts, Lizzie Hearts, Lizzie Hearts...
Raven Queen: *appearing and vanishing around the room as she tries to get to Courtly without her noticing*
Apple White: Come on, Raven! You can do it!
Courtly Jester: Would that be listed under 'L' or 'H'? Hmm! Maybe 'S' for "stuck-up little princess I could never stand"! *chuckles* Ah! Here we are: Lizzie Hearts. *pen magically appears in her hand* Out with the old, in with the-
Raven Queen: No! *Raven knocks the book out of Courtly's hand*
Courtly Jester: *gasps*
Raven Queen: Whoa! *falls and drops the book* Oof! *gasps*
Briar, Apple, Madeline and Kitty: *gasp*
Courtly Jester: You'll pay for that! *hold up Spell Book*
Raven Queen: *gasp*
Courtly Jester: O-ho, recognize my little book, do you?
Raven Queen: You don't understand the power you're playing with, Courtly! Put it down.
Courtly Jester: *chuckles* Well, someone's got to pick up where mummy left off. Might as well be me! Oh, fancy that! Lowly Courtly Jester, inheriting the powers of two queens no less! *giggles* Well, you can be sure little Raven Queen, once I've conquered Wonderland, Ever After's next on my list!
Raven Queen: *gasp*
Courtly Jester: 'With this spell, I lay waste the past and seal your fate with a savage blast!
Raven Queen: *used her magic to shield herself from Courtly's blast to is spent flying across the room* Uhg! *hides behind presents*
Courtly Jester: Where are you?! *chuckles* I'm going to get you! *fire two groups of bolts, both of which Raven narrowly misses* *cackles*
Raven Queen: She's too powerful for me!
Briar Beauty: Raven can't win... not without her full powers!
Madeline Hatter: But the only way she can get her full powers is if... O-o-oh!
Apple White: ...If she signs her page in the Storybook of Legends.
Raven Queen: But I, can't! *dodges blast* It would mean—
Apple White: It doesn't have to mean that you become the Evil Queen. I know I always wanted you to become your mom, but now... *small chuckle* I just don't think it's in you. Your heart is just too good. The decision is yours, Raven. *hands Raven the Storybook of Legends* It always has been.
Courtly Jester: *blast away the presents Apple and Raven were hiding behind* Ha0ha! There you are! *cackles and prepare more blots*
Apple White: Either way, I believe in you!
Raven Queen: *opens the book and pauses as the quill appears in her hand*
Brooke Page: Raven Queen finally signed the Storybook of Legends and inherited the evil powers of her mother!
Raven Queen: *groans as she is lift high by evil magic*
Brooke Page: Is Apple right in thinking that Raven's good nature, will allow her to stay good? Or, will this make her evil?
Madeline Hatter: Young Narrator?! Excuse us, but things are happening fast down here!
*Raven's eyes turn purple and her face takes on a evil smirk*
Card Guard: There she is! *points at Courtly* Get her!
Courtly Jester: The guards! *uses magic card to look like Lizzie* It is I, your princess Lizzie Hearts! Seize that girl at once! *points at Raven*
Card Guard: Right away, your highness! *grunt and groan as Raven uses her power to throw them back*
Courtly Jester: Huh? *blast at Raven but misses as Raven vanishes, she re-appears atop a pile of presents and blasts at Courtly, but she dodges*
Apple White: I know Raven, she's stronger than those dark powers.
*Courtly fire multiple blasts at Raven but Raven summons a force-field, then Raven fire back and Courtly only narrowly avoids*
Courtly Jester: *gasps and looks through Spell Book* Her magic's too strong! No, there has to be a better spell in here! *gasps*
Raven Queen: *absorbing power from the book with magic* There's more than one way to read a book, Jester! *takes the book from Courtly's hand, book vanishes as Raven takes all it power* All done!
Courtly, Madeline, Briar, Apple and Kitty: *gasp*
*Raven blasts Courtly, leaving her kneeling on the floor with no escape*
Raven Queen: And now...
Apple White: *gasps*
Raven Queen: ...to finish you. *evil laugh*
Apple White: Raven, stop!
Raven Queen: Apple, get out of the way!
Apple White: Raven, this isn't you! Choose who you want to be! Isn't that what you always tell me?
Raven Queen: *Raven turns back to herself* Apple, thank you.
Apple White: No, we should be thanking you, Raven.
Queen of Hearts: What, is the meaning of all this commotion?
Apple White: It's Raven Queen, your majesty. She's a hero! She's vanquished Courtly Jester.
Raven Queen: I've took away most of her powers, your majesty. But, she got away.
*Courtly sneaks out the door unseen*
Queen of Hearts: Young lady, I owe you a tremendous debt of gratitude. You are hereby invited... to my birthday party!
Raven Queen: We would be honored, but there's something we need to take care of first.
Party Guest: *chattering*
Lizzie Hearts: Happy birthday, mother!
Queen of Hearts: My daughter at my side is the greatest wish a mother could wish for!
Raven Queen: Your majesty, with your permission...
Queen of Hearts: Proceed.
Raven Queen: *raises hand with magic at her fingers* 'From bad to good, to better from worse, from Wonderland I now, remove this curse! The nightmare's done, the day has dawned. So let's join as one and party on!'
Party Guests: *cheering*
Brooke Page: And so, Raven's spell released Wonderland from the Evil Queen's curse, and lifted the barrier between the two worlds!
*students from Ever After High appear ay the party*
Brooke Page: This is so hexciting!
Madeline Hatter: *takes a bite of "Eat Me" cake and grows* Heh-heh-heh! I just got taller! Yay! Ooo, daddy! *hug the Mad Hatter*
The Mad Hatter: Maddie!
Madeline Hatter: *laughs*
White Rabbit: Bunny! I'm so glad you're safe!
Bunny Blanc: *hugs the White Rabbit* I'm so happy to see you, dad!
Dexter Charming: *looking around for Raven* Oh! Raven! *runs forward and hugs her* You're safe! *back off awkwardly* I uh-uh... Hey, uh, how about some punch? Heh... Anybody seen a punch bowl? *runs off*
Briar Beauty: *holding the Storybook of Legend* Um, guys... Do you mind if I talk to you for a second?
Raven Queen: So... what's up?
Briar Beauty: Well, I've been trying to tell you for a while. See, it's my fault that the Storybook of Legends even ended up here in the first place. I, sort of... threw it down the Well of Wonder.
Raven Queen: What?
Apple White: But why?
Briar Beauty: I didn't wanna have to follow my destiny! Sleeping my life away and losing all my friends?! Why should I be forced to live that life if it's not the one that I want?
Apple White: Things used to be so simple; "you signed the book, you lived your destiny". *rakes the book from Briar* But now, if anyone can use the book to steal a destiny, well, maybe the book is more trouble than it's worth.
Raven Queen: Whoa.
Apple White: Oh, I still want my Happily Ever After but, I don't want our stories in danger of being stolen. They should be ours to choose... or to change. Maybe it's time to... shelf this book.
Raven Queen: Am I understanding you... correctly?
Apple White: You always have. *hands Raven the Book*
*using her magic, Raven lifts the Storybook of Legends into the sky and takes out all the pages. The pages turn into balls of golden light and shoot into the student who's pages they were*
Raven Queen: Now, everyone can write their own story! Whether if we wanna follow the path of our fairytale ancestors, or blaze a new trail. The choice is in our hearts!
Evil Queen (watching through mirror): Well, something's in your heart all right, my precious little daughter. Cast your mighty spells, revel in your newfound power... My first big step toward freedom is... complete. *evil laugh*
Chase and White Knight: *enter party still fighting and groaning, White Knight pushes Chase to the ground and disarms him*
Chase Redford: Alright, I yield! You win. *stands up and take off helmet* What a knight! What skill... what-what power! What manner of man are you?
White Knight: Actually, I am no manner of man... *remove helmet to reveal Darling Charming*
Darling Charming: ...I'm a girl!
Party Guests: *gasps and mummer*
Dexter Charming: Darling! *spills punch on Daring* You're okay!
Daring Charming: You know what? This time I'm FAR too astounded to even care!
Darling Charming: I guess you'd all like an explanation of what I've been up to? *steps out of armoured suit* Well sorry, that story's best told another day. I believe right now, it's time to party!
Party Guests: *cheering*
Chase walks up to Darling and they start talking*
Male Narrator: And so, all turned out good in the end. Wait, what? How did that happen?
Female Narrator: I do seem to remember you breaking the rules big time, young lady!
Brooke Page: I did interfere with the story, but I'm glad I did! I care about these guys, Mom. And just like they want to make their own choices in life... I wanna make mine too.
Male Narrator: Alright. Just be mindful of how you choose. If you're not careful, you could end up right there on the page!
Brooke Page: Well, we certainly wouldn't want that to happen! *winks then giggles*
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Way Too Wonderland Official Trailer Ever After High
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