|Once Upon A Table|
|Released||13th May 2014|
|Previous||Rebel's Got Talent|
|Next||Blondie Branches Out|
Once Upon A Table is one of the middle webisodes in the Chapter 2 webisode selection.
Madeline Hatter's family Tea Shoppe is to be reviewed by Blondie Lockes. Her friends and her think that Blondie would negatively critique her family's Tea Shoppe, so she sadly agrees to hide its wonder. When Blondie arrives, she did not expect such a huge amount of boring, but when the Tea Shoppe revealed itself, Blondie actually enjoyed it. Madeline's family's Tea Shoppe gets a good review in the end.
Blondie Lockes: Today, I'll be reviewing that Book End favorite: The Wonderland Haberdashery and Tea Shoppe.
Madeline Hatter: Blondie Lockes is coming here? She's the toughest critic ever after!
Earl Grey: *shivers*
Raven Queen: We've got some time. Maybe we can tone down the, you know, heh, wonder?
C.A. Cupid: Aren't you just the cutest little—agh!!
Cerise Hood: We better get to work.
Madeline Hatter: If you guys say so. Oh. Welcome to the Wonderland Haberdashery and Tea Shoppe.
Blondie Lockes: I have to say, Maddie, this is not exactly what I hexpected.
Madeline Hatter: Well, this is it, my family's Tea Shoppe. No wonder or madness here. What can I get you?
Blondie Lockes: Hmm... Um... I think I'll have the Charmed Chai Tea and a Wonderland Nut Bar. Can I get a refill?
Madeline Hatter: Sure.
Raven Queen: *gasps* whoa... hehehe...
Blondie Lockes: Is that a floating tea kettle?
Madeline Hatter: Yes, it is!!! And there's so much more madness and wonder to discover here! These clocks all keep the wrong time! And those doors transport you to new and wonder-riffic places! And this is the real Wonderland Haberdashery and Tea Shoppe! And I don't care if we get a bad review, 'cause to me, this place is hat-tastic!
Blondie Lockes: Huh. At first, the Wonderland Haberdashery and Tea Shoppe seemed boring, but then, they let loose the madness, and it became ever after awesome! This Tea Shoppe is just right!
C.A. Cupid: Whoooo!
Raven Queen: Yeah!
Blondie Lockes: Aww, aren't you adorable?
Cedar, Cupid, Raven, Cerise: No, wait!!!
Blondie Lockes: *screams*