This page is for quotes from all the characters of Ever After High. If you know of any that aren't listed, please feel free to add them.
"There's a lot of pressure when you’re next in line to be "the fairest of them all"
"The most fabulous of them all"
"Let me just say I will preside over this school like I will my future kingdom: perfectly!"
"Well, it's eating that carrot awfully fast! Which will give it a really EVIL tummy ache!"
"True Hearts Day! Aren't you just totally hexcited? It used to be such an important day on the Royal Calender. Ah, love. Finding our pre-determined princes."
"I was never thrilled about being swept away by some random "Prince Charming". True love should happen naturally."
"A natural beauty"
"I'm more of a morning princess."
"He better be cursed, or he will be when I’m done with him." (Baba Yaga, Epic Winter)
"Who said anything about a curse? No curses here. You can’t prove anything! Who sent you?" (Baba Yaga, Epic Winter)
"Just right, never wrong!"
"Like my mom Goldilocks, i’m searching for perfection."
"Remember, if it's not too hot or not too cold, it's Just Right!"
"He's too mysterious and he's too left-handed and his feet are too big and he's too quiet and he's too loud . . . she's got cupcakes!" (Blondie, Just Sweet)
"If I’m gonna be catching Z's for a hundred years, I gotta live it up now!"
"I do throw the most hexcellent parties..."
"Life’s a dream"
"Everyone is so used to following their destinies, they don't know how to follow their heart. I'm here to change that!"
"The history of True Hearts Day?"
"Love's a happily ever after"
"Honest to goodness"
"I just want to make my own decisions. That's hard as oak when I have a curse that doesn’t let me think about what I want to say."
"Wait a splinter"
"I'm totally getting stress splinters."
"When I run like the wind, I feel free. I wish I could join the school track team, but I have to hide my strengths."
"Cloaked in mystery"
"Ugh, sorry. I, uh, I have a cold."
"I have a big, bad secret."
"I’m Coral Witch. Destined to one day live in the sea with a bunch of fat sea snakes as my pets and cut out a little mermaid’s tongue to make a potion. Blech."
"Well, actually, I’ve only practiced the spell on eels—you know, since they don’t have legs—and it did work but then…But then the legs fell off after a day."
“Yeah. When Mom leaves to become a famous singer, I’m going to use my powers as the Sea Witch to take care of creatures, too. So we can work together!"
"I understand what a great responsibility this is, and I am ready. Not to rule, but to serve. To help make winter fun for everyone." (Crystal, Epic Winter)
"I’ve crossed the world. I risked everything to get back what I had . . . once upon a time." (Crystal, Epic Winter)
"Life is snow unfair!" (Crystal, Epic Winter)
"And once you've flashed your killer smile, there's not much more to it. Just be awesome, tall, handsome, popular, and incredibly good-looking. Basically, be me!" (Daring, Just Sweet)
"The mirror is safe. Everyone can relax." (Daring, Epic Winter)
"As the second son of King Charming, there's a lot of hexpectations. My brother and I have to live up to our family traditions"
"Charmed at first sight"
Time to go black swan on this place. (Duchess, Duchess Swan’s Lake)
"No glass slipper for you!"
"Showing my true feathers."
"I'm destined to have a tragic ending, where I'm cursed into the body of a swan. But it's not going to be that way forever. I have bigger plans."
"So, what, I inspire her, now she steals my spotlight? Oh, it is on now, Apple White. It is SO on."
"What ruffles your feathers?"
"He so flusters my feathers!"
"It’s better to be feared than forgotten." (Evil Queen, Diary of an Evil Queen)
"I've been thinking. I'll never have a fableous gown myself or have a ball to go to or a prince to dance with. I just wish I could make my own wishes come true sometimes. But I can't." (Farrah, Wish List)
"I just want to bake for everyone."
"Go find your own gingerbread house!" (Gus, Baking and Entering)
"The night before I left for Ever After High, I looked at the stars outside the tower window and wished that both Poppy and I could have a Once Upon a Time."
"I'm just trying to let my hair down."
"Truth, justice, & the woodland way"
"What if I fall in love, but it's NOT my destiny?"
"Really Pesky? You want to play that way? It is on!"
"All that power, and what do they do with it? Have fun? Blech. They deserve to have it stolen." (Jackie, Epic Winter)
"Don’t over-think it. Do it, or you don’t." (Jillian, Beanstalk Bravado)
"I haven’t met a dance yet I couldn’t master." (Justine, Epic Winter)
"Don't worry, just smile."
"Professor Piper, could you show us that melody again?"
"Crowns and Smiles under one tree."
"True friends not subjects ... I will rule my way." (Lizzie, Lizzie Shuffles the Deck)
"Off with her head!"
"Off with their buds!"
"Off with the foam!"
"Reshuffling the deck"
"Wonderland is the most nonsensical, riddle-tasic, wonderland-iful place ever after, and I miss it dearly."
"Oh my cards!"
"I love that I get to be the next Mad Hatter. The tea parties...The riddle games...The fun with talking bunnies."
"Mischief & madness"
"I have a tea-riffic idea!"
"For the cave of the bear is opened so wide, would you really change the pull of the tide?"
"If the squirrel eats acorns, but never a steak, how much water fills up the lake?"
"The blossoms that bloom are headed for doom!"
"Madden up, people!"
"Don't be a worry-flurry! Let's party"
"Every story needs remixing"
"What up, Ever After? Ready for me to drop some True Hearts tunes? Then, follow me!"
"We can learn a lot from the little world underfoot." (Nina, Thumb-believable)
"What exactly will we rule if the world gets destroyed by winter?" (Northwind, Epic Winter)
"I'm a fairytale without a story, but I'm ready to write my own Once Upon a Time."
"Thinking outside the tower."
"Talk to the paw." (Ramona, A Big Bad Secret)
"Conjuring up my own destiny"
"What if I want to choose my own happily ever after!"
"Muse-ic to my ears"
"Sing your true heart out"
"Reflect on your destiny"
"You gotta let your bad side out!"
"It pays to practice."
"There is nothing fun about winter. It is dark, and cold, and unforgiving. Like me!" (Cursed Snow King, Epic Winter)
"There’s a difference between understanding and doing." (Snow Queen, Epic Winter)
"Buy my demo on the MirrorNet. It's totally outlawed." (Sparrow, Rebel’s Got Talent)
"Sparrow’s gonna show you up BIG TIME, oh!" (Sparrow, Rebel’s Got Talent)
"Beauty is not always pretty!" (White Queen, The Beautiful Truth)