Card Tricks
Girls in Wonderland - WTW,CT
Released 14th August 2015
Chapter Way Too Wonderland
Episode 3
Part 1
Running Time 24 mins
Next Jester's Wild

Card Tricks is the first part of the Way Too Wonderland Special. It is part of the Way Too Wonderland Chapter.

The episode is not available for public viewing online, it is only available on Netflix.


Raven Queen reverses the Evil Queen's curse so she and her friends can enter Wonderland again. But Wonderland turns out to be not so wonderful after all.


Female Narrator: Why look, it's breakfast at Ever After High, that important time when students fuel up to face the day. As usual, Blondie Lockes is enjoying a bowl of porridge that's just right.

Male Narrator: Humphrey Dumpty's eating an omelette. Wait, is that weird?

Female Narrator: *laughs* Don't worry - vegan-soy pseudo omelette. Hardly weird.

Brooke Page: W-w-w-weird? You know what's weird? Weird is starting the story here! What about Wonderland? Ah, and the bandersnatches, and the mome raths and the-

Male Narrator: Brooke! You know better than that! No spoilers!

Female Narrator: To be a narrator, you need to understand: we always begin at the beginning.

Brooke Page: But...alright. It's breakfast time. Nom-nom-nom. Hey look!, it's Apple White!

Apple White: *clears throat* Hexcuse me!


Apple White: *inhales and whistles*

Tiny: My ears!

Students: *gasps* *Ahhhs*

Apple White: *whistles*

Daring Charming: *surprised* My hair!

Apple White: Hexcuse me! As editor of The Griffon, our beloved school paper, I am pleased to announce I'm doing a special feature. And the theme is, a time of wonder! It will feature stories about Wonderland and all the students from Wonderland who are here now.

Faybelle Thorn: I think Apple's idea is awesome!

Apple White: Thanks, Faybelle. Wait, you-you do?

Faybelle Thorn: Sure. Cus it'll give you a chance to rehash how these Blunderland brats got stuck here in the first place - thanks to Raven's mom: the Evil Queen!

Evil Queen: *evil laughter from a MirrorPad*

Students: *gasps* *bleats from goats*

Daring Charming: Ahhhh! Again!

Cedar Wood: I cannot tell a lie, that lady scares the shavings off of me!

Three Billy Goats Gruff: *scared bleats*

Raven Queen: Hey, that's not fair! It's not my mom's fault that Wonderland is sealed off from Ever After! I mean, okay, maybe she poisoned Wonderland's magic...and sure, because of her Wonderland is even topsy-turvier than ever...and yeah, thanks to her the Queen of Hearts is a total wacko-screwball-

Students: *gasps*

Raven Queen: Ooops!

Lizzie Hearts: *sighs*

Faybelle Thorn: Hello? Hah, Raven just like, totally insulted your mom.

Raven Queen: Sorry Lizzie. I was just trying to point out if you're gonna look for someone to blame, blame Headmaster Grimm! He's always like, "You must follow your own stories", and "Let's trap the Evil Queen in a mirror forever"! Hah, am I right? He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

Milton Grimm: Correct! And you may be seated.

Raven Queen: *nervous laughter*

Milton Grimm: As for the rest of you, understand this. The Wonderland curse is dangerous! No one must be allowed to have contact with that world for any reason. It has been sealed off for your own good!

Apple White: Oh, oh-oh-oh! Headmaster Grimm, actually, as part of my article for The Griffin, I was hoping to ask you about the curse and what exactly it-

Milton Grimm: Enough! The worlds must remain separate and that is all you need to know. Now, off to your classes!

Apple White: Hey, hey everybody! I'm looking for volunteers to help with the story. If you're interested, meet me in the Study Hall after class.

Students: *chattering*

Raven Queen: Hey, Apple, I'm really sorry I messed up your speech.

Apple White: Oh, don't worry about it, I just want to know more about the Wonderland curse! I mean, why does Headmaster Grimm-

Professor Rumpelstiltskin: Quiet in class! Pop quiz on chapter three! If you fail, detention!

Students: *scared gasps*

Professor Rumpelstiltskin: *evil laugh* Now, prepare to mix.

Raven Queen: Uh, I didn't read chapter three!

Apple White: *giggles* Oh, don't worry! It's just an extension of everything we covered in chapter two!

Raven Queen: But that was last week, right?

Professor Rumpelstiltskin: Five parts, 3-0-2-S-0-4. Eight part pixie dust... to begin reaction.

Kitty Cheshire: *squeals*

Professor Rumpelstiltskin: Heat! Cool! Add seven part wolf bane! Separate! Remix! Reverse procedure!

C.A. Cupid: *gasps*

Dexter Charming: *bleats after he turns into a sheep*

Professor Rumpelstiltskin: Add isotope of 5-U-7! No, 4-U-7! Ahahahaha!

Raven Queen: I don't know how you make it look so easy, Apple. I can hardly keep up with him.

Apple White: If you know the formulas and the mohexular valences crossed referenced with the periodic table, well then it's just logic!

Students: *gasping in awe* *clapping*

Professor Rumpelstiltskin: Good job, Apple White! I give you A! Ah, B plus.

Raven Queen: Oh, that's what we're trying to do!

Professor Rumpelstiltskin: Raven Queen. What is result?

Kitty Cheshire: *screams*

Raven Queen: Okay, stuff, yeah, ooh, and orange stuff, and, ooh, some purple stuff, *giggles*, let me see, what have we got- *gasp* Yes! fuzzy stuff! Haha! And... Oh! *Gasp*

Students: *gasps in awe* Ohhh *clapping* *bleats from Dexter Charming*

Professor Rumpelstiltskin: Ah, correct. Next victim!

Brooke Page: So...Apple's good at logic stuff and Raven's good at artsy-improvisational creative stuff...and we're learning about this why? I mean, come on, what about the Queen of Hearts and, Wonderland!. and-

Male Narrator: Patience, Brooke. All in good time! Now, Apple White is holding a planning meeting during lunch.

Apple White: I, Apple White, hereby call this planning meeting to order. All here please state your name...for the record.

Darling Charming: Um, Darling Charming?

Apple White: Okay, only one person but we'll make it work. Heh-he. Thanks for coming, Darling! Is there some special interest you have in Wonderland?

Darling Charming: Oh, ah, you know...who isn't interested in Wonderland? Especially what secrets it might hold. Not that I like secrets! Or have any! *giggles* Or, um...

Apple White: Well, I'm happy to have your help. Now, since it's just the two of us- *gasps* Oh, Lizzie! Glad you could make it!

Lizzie Hearts: Apple, I'm so sorry, but even talking about Wonderland is difficult for me right now.

Apple White: Oh, well, that's okay Lizzie, we don't have to-

Lizzie Hearts: See, today is my mother's birthday.

Darling Charming: Oh, but that's wonderful.

Lizzie Hearts: Hmm... not really. She sent me an invitation.

Queen of Hearts Voice from Invite: Your presents are requested at the queen's birthday bash. Yes, it has been far too long and I cannot wait to bask in your presents! P.S., don't forget the presents!

Apple White: Your mom sure likes presents. Ha!

Lizzie Hearts: I would so love to be there to help her spellebrate! But, with the entrance sealed, I can never go home.

Apple White: I'm sorry, that must be so difficult.

Faybelle Thorn: *laughs* An invisibility spell. Booyah! Sorry, but I had to pull the brakes on that sob story. We were only one part away from waterworks and I don't think the foundation is flood proof. So....Little Miss I Heart Wonderland wants to go home and see her mommy. Sounds like you need the help of a Dark Fairy. Yup, you need some pretty powerful magic to get to Wonderland and clearly I'm the most powerful one here- *magic sounds* *coughing*

Raven Queen: Finally! I got us to the study hall!

Apple White: You guys came!

Raven Queen: Sorry I'm late Apple. Oh, and sorry I smashed you Faybelle. Ha ha. I'm still getting the hang of this 'magic spell' business.

Faybelle Thorn: Ugh!

Bunny Blanc: Don't worry, you'll get used to it.

Faybelle Thorn: Get. Off. Me.

Bunny Blanc: Oh, sorry.

Alistair Wonderland: Has the meeting started yet?

Madeline Hatter: *giggles* Of course it hasn't. You can't start a meeting until you've had tea. Huh. Oh! But you can't have tea without scones. And you certainly can't eat a scone without jam. Oh! And I would never eat jam without butter. And you can't spread your butter without a-

Brooke Page: Ohh, I can't take it anymore! Freeze!




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